Today I saw on television my first Jeremy Kyle Show. Jesus! I watched, listened and I can say that I feel so happy to be free of the dysfunctional claptrap & crap that was my chosen career. You see, there were a couple of Brummies on there, & for a brief moment in time it was for me as if I was back in the GP's surgery, stuck in my room hearing the yarns and justifications for deviant behaviour of people who quite frankly put the 'fun' in dysfunctional.
Ah, I free of that!! I've 'done my tour', be as dysfunctional as you wish, but not on my time, I don't have to listen mutely anymore.
Incidently I will not be watching again.